BEST HUNTER IN THE FUCKING WORLD!

Check out this little bad ass motherfucker, saving his sister from a fucking moose , using distracting shot + feign death!

Fuck me sideways!

OH EEE, TOODOO BAIN?

What's up my loyal five readers. I apologize for the lack of posts. I have been backpacking through Brasil the past month. So far it's going great. I haven't been mugged/shot/stabbed/gangraped or got my kidneys stolen from me yet and that is why I am extending my vacation by a month. That means no posts.

The original plan was to go from Suriname to Rio traveling through the northeastern border and down the coast, but we got picked up by the Brasilian authorities because they were bored our visa was not valid and got sent back to The Netherlands, delaying our trip by two weeks ASIFHANSF*(ASFU*HN!!!!!1111!1

We had to start in Brasilia and traveled partially by bus and lifting to Chapada  > Salvador, Boipeba > now we are in Tradentes and heading to Rio to spend a week at the beach after that we're going to travel southwards to Curitiba and head to Iguaru to cross the Paraguayian border and fly back from Asuncion.


Se cuide!

ASOJFASF*(ASFHA3453SNFSf

The entire WoW blawgosphere is going fucking insane right now. Crankyhealer decided to lay down her pen, ?because commenters and some other blogger chick named Anna were being dickwads about it? or something like that. Naturally this incident isn't the cause ; shit like this takes some time to build up. I am guessing she had alota  people bashing on her writings for some time. I wouldn't know, because I have never had the pleasure of reading her blog ( she deleted everything except one post and the goodbye post). Following this many bloggers wrote their thoughts about it. Gevlon pulls out his infamous apes and writes something that translates to ''words can not and should not hurt ''  ; The Gnomey is a tad hysterical, but as always shares her renowned Gnomish wisdom with us - Gevlon ''predicts'' Tobold  as Legion's next victim. Ah well, it will atleast provide people with material to blog about 

Gnomelover Eversor writes as a response to Gevlon: ''Words can make us happy just as well as they can make us sad. Your wife tells you she is leaving you. Those are just words, therefore you shouldn't be hurt. Your father tells you he's proud of you. Just words, shouldn't mean a thing. Words convey feelings, emotions, thoughts. It is precisely the fact that we are thinking, intelligent beings that gives words the power that they have.''

Sorry big guy, I d-d-d-disagree. Your wife telling you that she's leaving you or your pops showing you his love isn't the same as a stranger scrub posting on your blog saying ''lolumad brah'' . Surely everyone has their own reasons for blogging, some get offended some not. Posts like that will never offend me as I write for my own pleasure, to document some of the things I do and the majority of the time to not lose my sanity.

If I wrote for other reasons, say money, acceptance or epeen it would hurt me I guess. That's why I take this oppurtunity and write for my 2-3 visitors a day that you shouldn't write for other folks, write for yourself. You're the motherfucking rockstar in this bitch, you have the mainrole in this movie. Stop trying to please strangers and people you truly don't give a shit about.

Being offended is so easy nowadays, everybody is using their ''right'' to be offended. Shit like this actually devalues the offense felt for real shit like racism, rape, murder, genocide. Raidleader telling you to shut the fuck up because you disapprove of his certain strategies in public (guild)  which is followed by a week of sitting out; not receiving any heals because you stole the healers brothers raidspot. Folks that get offended immediately jump on the vendetta train and look for ways to fuck the ''offender'' up badly. 

Last week I've received my first hate comment on the blog, the first real comment besides the many viagra and penis enlargement robot comments. I deleted the comment, because what he wrote simply was not constructive to the post even though it was true. He told me something along the lines of '' NOOB! Why do you farm when you can play the AH and make much much more gold ''. Surely what he said was about right, but that's not the project. I'm documenting ways to earn gold without the need to camp the AH.

We as humans simply can not afford to be offended. It blocks progression. Instead of being offended by it simply ask yourself how true the comments are. If it's not true, disregard it, forget it, don't get affected by it. 

Is it true? Go about fixing the problem, we're all human , Mistakes''R''Us™. If you look in the mirror and see yourself as a fat, unhappy bastard; instead of self-loathing and feeling miserable;  feel determination and fix the motherfucking problem and get healthy.

5 Reasons To Punch A Gnome In The Mouth

1: They are rude little fuckers.



2: They cry and whine all the time; they also get captured by creatures with peanuts for brains.

 3: They make for healthy, nutricient meals + they fit right in a pan.




4: They are racist towards our big hairy friends.


5: They kill and teabag helpless critters.

Ode to Awesome PVP Mage

Just ran Shattered Halls on my Paladin tank, it was a smooth run. I might try it on HC some time. I'll post the logs tommorow.

I made my way back to Honor Hold where I saw this undead mage handing out free doses of asswhoopage to two level 80s singlehandedly. I was standing at the mailbox minding my own bussiness but then I saw him killing one of my peoples: A Draenei Shammy and I had to step in. He zerged me with my 40k hp in less than 15 seconds. Freezing and slowing m, jumping around, not getting hit. It was pure mad skills! But in the end he did die, but he made me pop a bub and even force my Ardent Defender to proc.

Some think the
Noble Mage
A somewhat
Pointless Warlock.

Zc, I salute you!

Goodbye 4000 gold per day.

I revived my tankadin last week, it was sitting on my second account and I transfered it over and froze the account. I had leveled this char because I had the most awesome idea in my mind; I wanted to level 20x80 accounts on one realm, doing daily jc quests and collecting 4k a day.


It was a JC/ENCH (I had two accounts doing the saronite shuffle at the same time), those were some good times, it's pretty dead nowadays. I decided to drop jewelcrafting last tuesday and pick up Inscription. I started setting it up. I adapted Gevlon's posting strategy; Deep undercutting and posting once every two days. Luckily for me the realm doesn't have a surplus of campers like my last one; go figure since this is a high population realm and the old one was low pop. So far this has netted me slightly over 2500 gold in 6 days and 3x posting. I am going to try it differently this week and might make a post about it.

Tonight there was a 10man ICC planned, so as usual I walked to the AH this evening and got the shock of my life: Endless Rage 50g! Bah! To my disadvantage I left all my Alchemists on Azuremyst and flask prices over here are this crazy sometimes so I want to be self-sufficient again and plan on ditching Enchanting for it. I did a quick google search for alchemy 1-450 and got a couple results. They were mainly copy-pasta and or incomplete. I'll try to post a guide/log tommorow, followed by a dungeon gph post.

Goodnight!

40 Boxing!

This guy has taken it to another level.