Sunday, January 22, 2012

Dorfs Wit Attitudes

You are now about to witness the strength of hunter knowledge

Straight outta 'Forgton, crazy motherfucker named DwarfCube
From the gang called Dorfs With Attitudes
When I'm called off, I got a sawed off
Send in my bear, and faces are mauled off
You too, boy, if ya fuck with me
The Horde are gonna hafta come and get me
Bleed yo ass, that's how I'm goin out
For the punk motherfuckers that's showin out
Rogues start to mumble, they wanna rumble
Mix em and distill em in a pot like ale
Goin off on a motherfucker like that
with a gat that's pointed at yo ass
So give it up smooth
Ain't no tellin when I'm down for a jack move
Here's a snake trap to keep yo dancin
with a crime record like Thaurissan
Gnomish X-Ray Scope is the tool
Don't make me act the motherfuckin fool
Me you can go toe to toe, no maybe
I'm knockin Roggz out tha box, daily
yo weekly, monthly and yearly
until them dumb motherfuckers see clearly
that I'm down with the capital D-P-S
Boy you can't fuck with me
So when I'm in your Orgrimmarz, you better duck
Coz Dorf Cube is crazy as fuck
As I leave, believe I'm kitin'
but when I come back, boy, I'm comin straight outta 'Forgeton

Straight outta Forgton, another crazy ass dorf
More punks I smoke, yo, my peen gets bigger
I'm a bad motherfucker and you know this
But the pussy ass roguez don't show this
But I don't give a fuck, I'ma change my stance
Throw up my shield, the definition is 'tankin'
Slice a motherfucker in a minute
I find a good place to meditate, I go up in it
So if you're at a AV in the front row
I'm a fuck up your face with my mace
You'll probably get mad like a bitchass rogue is supposed to
But that shows me, slut, you're composed to
a crazy muthafucker from tha tunnelz
Attitude legit cause my axe be tearin up shit
MC Rend controls the ThunderClapz
For any dumb muthafucker that starts static
Not the right hand cause I'm the hand itself
every time I pull my sword off the shelf
The security is maximum and that's a law
R-E-N-D spells Rend but I'm RAGE
See, coz I'm the motherfuckin villain
The definition is clear, you're the witness of a killin'
that's takin place without a clue
And once you're on Dorfcubes scope, your ass is through
Look, you might take it as a trip
but a Dorf like Ren is on a gangsta tip
Straight outta Forgton...


[City of Forgton, City of Forgton]

[Dr. Dorfe:] Greasy E is his name and the boy is comin...

...straight outta Forgton
is a brotha that'll smother a Tauren
and make a Night Elf think I love her
Dangerous motherfucker raises this cave
And if I ever get caught I call Muradin
See, I don't give a fuck, that's the problem
I see a motherfuckin Orc I don't dodge him
But I'm smart, Vanish, creep a while
And when I see the punk pass, I smile
but don't know where the fuck he is going, just rollin
lookin for the one they call the Greasy E
But here's a flash, they will never seize me
Never seen like a shadow in the dark
except when I Mutilate these putos, see I'll get over the hesitation
and hear the scream of the one who got the last penetration
Give a little haste and I'm jettin
But leave a memory no one'll be forgettin
So what about the orc who got killed? Fuck her!
You think I give a damn about a Horde? I ain't a sucker!
This is the autobiography of the E, and if you ever fuck with me
You'll get taken by a crazy dope Dorf who will smother
word to the motherfucker, straight outta Forgton


[City of Forgton, City of Forgon]

(picture is not me)

Saturday, June 04, 2011


Check out this little bad ass motherfucker, saving his sister from a fucking moose , using distracting shot + feign death!

Wednesday, December 08, 2010

Fuck me sideways!

Saturday, December 04, 2010

Dire Maul - North - Tribute Run

So 4.0.3 came around and changed Dire Maul, the tribute run has been changed, the Crescent Key is gone, so no need for it anymore. You can enter without, except from the Lariss Pavillion, that one still requires a key, which will probably be fixed with Cata. To pull off the Tribute Run, you only need Gordok Courtyard Key, which can be looted from the chest of Guard Fengus. The gate upstairs doesn't require a key anymore.

If you're not an enchanter or have someone in the group that is one , doing this is pretty much pointless because the Large Radiant Shards from that disenchant from the blue gear that drops off King Gordok and the Tribute Chest are the sole reason for doing this and is the only money maker for this run.

Watch for aggro.
Especially the classes that have no abilities that will drop aggro; you have to be extra carefull around the bosses if you don't wish the tribute loot to suck even more.

Ogre Suits
This quest has been nerfed also, it no longer gives reputation with the goblins, but also does not require any items other than the Ogre Tannin that you can find sitting on your way from Guard Slip'kik to Captain KromCrush. I'd advice you to do this AFTER getting the tribute, while running back. Looting the tannin spawns an Ogre than runs down the ramp you're supposed to be following towards the next phase. Get the tannin, give it to the Goblin and receive your Gordok Ogre Suit.

Killing time
You probably know this already. You can only run 5 instances per hour. For me the tribute runs took around 4-7 minutes because I have the Aspect of the Cheater and a secret cult of secret Gnomes that live in a secret place in a secret land on top of a secret mountain have taught me a how to secretly run faster. So you can choose to run 4 runs at full speed and the last run killing all adds for they drop loads of Mageweave Cloth  and other green goodies that you can disenchant. If you are a skinner; the hyenas around Guard Mol'dar have been nerfed in level, so they probably yield loads of Thick Leather and some Rugged Leather.

On average I would get 2 blue items from the boss and 4 items from the tribute box, sometimes even 6, but we're taking averages.

6 x Blue gear/weaponry > 6 Large Radiant Shards  = 6 x 15g = 90g
1 x  Gordok Ogre Suit = 20g
Grey trash and consumables = 2g

That makes it 112g per run and over 550g per hour

Ta ta.

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Snowfall Ink - Stock or dump.

After four months of not playing and not doing anything WoW related I decided to start again just before Cata, to sort out my stocks and prepare for the 7th. I rediscovered three banktabs filled with Snowfalls on one of my mules and that has gotten me to think. Do I buy more, keep it this way or dump and lower the eventual losses? I decided to keep it this way and stock up whatever Snowfalls I get from milling for glyphs.

Cataclysm herb prices and Inscription skillups.
I think that the first 2-3 months of the game , the Cataclym herb prices will be very high, making the first  skillups (Runescrolls/Darkmoon card of the North) with items that use Snowfall Ink possibly cheaper than using the new herbs.

New scribes
With everyone and their mother rolling worgen and goblins; many of these guys that don't already have scribes will jump on the '' INSC MAYK MAD MONI BRA''  train and level Inscription. This will make Northend herbs rise in price, making buying my Snowfalls cheaper/faster for skillups.

Insane in the Membrane
They are removing the Shen'dralar faction from the game and they are removing it from the requirements to get the achievement. Shen'dralar was the most expensive and time consuming part of the achievement and with this removed many will start chasing the achievement and increase their rep with The Darkmoon Faire. Expect to see Darkmoon decks to be booming again. This alone makes me want to expand the tabs and start stocking, but I am already sitting on enough to craft close to 1000 cards, so instead I will keep on milling and let it accumulate naturally. Official post about the achievement.

99 problems, but my server ain't one.
Be cautious if you are playing on a low-pop realm, they tend to be much pricier and will make it difficult to find the items needed to craft cards, or insanely expensive. Also the amount of people going for the achivement can be lower, making selling the cards/decks harder. This can lower your profit and will add more risk to stocking.

Have fun, be carefull.